Me, brakin my friggin back.

I been living in Brooklyn my whole life and dis winter’z been one uh da weedest. I gotta dell ya man, I dunno if it’s da global worming er what, but between it bein da hottest summer eva, and now wit a storm every week, it’z makin me think. I ain’t even gonna tawk about springtime yet cuz I know we’re probly gonna have another montha blizzardz.

Snow’s been on da ground for a month now. Shure it’s been cold enough, and there’s tawk of the Arctic fence being melted away, so we get all their cold air, and they got our warm air, but I rememba when it was colda. Wit da wind, ya know?

So I wuz shuvelin my stoop dis mornin and I sweah I nearly trew my back out. And So far Bloomberg’z being doin’ a shitty job a clearnin’ da streets, but I ain’t gona hold it against ‘im. Fact is dough, dat trew dis Janyary’s snow season, we seen 49.4 inchez a snow, more than any udda New Yowrk winta season in istory. Secon most?  Janyary uh 1948, 44.9 inchez.

My wife’s callin’ me so I gotta go. But I’ll keep ya postid on ow my backz doin.